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On this lovely, and long awaited, Friday morning as I sit here and drink my coffee, I am joining my first ever Linkup. I know, its huge. And it's almost as if Holly knew there would be some newbie wantin in on this hilarious-ness because if it weren't for those instructions... I would of been late to work.

 

So if you wondered over here from Holly or Jake, welcome and enjoy!

 

 

1. People always tell me I look just like my mom then 5 minutes later someone tells me I look just like my dad.

2. In the movie based on my life, the casting team would have a hell of a time finding another person on this earth with a head as big as mine and size 10 feet all on a 5'3" frame. That can also act. Best of luck!

3. Typically, I end up regretting eating the whole DQ Blizzard.

4. I always ask to leave off the freakin onions.

5. Kim and Kanye really need to stop pulling me in like I'm watching a car accident.

6. My Parents always reminded me that people in hell wanted ice water too (my mother) and that I could "want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up faster (my dad).

7. Every single day I want to chop my hair off as I blow dry it.

8. This one time in College  4 of my sorority sisters went to Chicago for a night, thought we had a place to stay, got kicked out, then lied and told the hotel we stayed at there were only 2 of us. Wild, I know!

9. My grossest habit is probably not showering after Zumba then curling up in bed next to Danny.  Sorry honey.

10. My latest white lie was I don't lie. (Does that count?)

11. I know all the words to Air Force Ones by Nelly and his intro to Girlfriend by Nsync. Love his old shit.

12. When I grow up I want to be Carrie Underwood's twin.

13. Sexy time is almost always interrupted by the dog.

14. I will never, ever drive a minivan. I'll mexipack the shit out of a Tahoe or Traverse if I have too.

15. I think it's hilarious when little kids cuss. I no joke had tears in my eyes on the episode of Modern Family when Lily said the F word. Tears, stomach hurt, couldn't talk laughing. I'm so ready for kids.

 

That's all folks. :)