Unlike
my sibling(s) (that I love very much).... I'm a frickin' midget. Seriously, how is one sibling 6'1" and the other 5'3"?
My
best friend says... I'm lame. The only reason being that I didn't want to go out to the bars every weekend. You know why? That would have made my Fridays look like this: drive to class, drive home, get the dog, drive an hour to take him to my moms, then drive another hour back to go to the bars with her. A lot of unnecessary driving when I could just get drunk at home.
People
call me... Erin Overman still, or EO. ES just doesn't sound as cool.
I most often dream... that I'll stumble upon some million dollar idea that will make me loads of cash and I can quit working. I'd keep the agency running, but I wouldn't work there.
The best part of my day... is when the bra comes off. That means the day is over and my ass is on the couch until bedtime.
I get really annoyed... when my computer at work won't let me put pictures in my posts and I have to finish my post when I go home for lunch, like right now. But I get more annoyed when people don't use their f'ing brain. Like just think for a couple seconds. Not asking for much.
There's nothing like a... a day in the pool and endless Captain & Diets. I really don't care where I'm at if there's endless Captain and Diet Cokes coming my way.
Lately, I can't get enough... watermelon, cherry Juicy Juice, and reality tv. I even got sucked in to Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta's Don't Be Tardy.
One thing I am NOT is... stylish. My work clothes generally consist of jeans, a solid t, and flip flops or Sperry's. Sometimes I though a cardigan on. I'm working on it.
I spent too much money on... all the damn clothes in my closet.
I want to learn.... how to play the guitar. I'm a rockstar at the air guitar (and drums and piano), but I want to play the real guitar.
If I ever met Holly , I would... bring her a case of Miller Lite and take her to the Cheesecake Factory since she calls me Jessica Simpson.
I can't stop... listening to Boys Round Here... red red red red red red red red red redneck.
Never have I ever... smoked pot. True Story.
Reese Witherspoon... is still my favorite. We all make mistakes and girlfriend even admitted that her and her Mr. know better. Give her a break.
chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit
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