Apr 18, 2013

Finish the Sentence: Volume 3

They're at it again with their hilarious link-ups that I can't get enough of.  Holly and Jake have more sentences for all of us to finish to the best of our ability.

1. I laughed so hard I cried when... Lily on Modern Family said f#*k at a wedding in front of an entire church full of people. There were tears streaming down my face and I would have had a six pack had I not been eating ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery while watching the episode.
2. My high school... class is coming up on 5 years since we graduated and some fools think we need to have a reunion. uh, no thank you. I consider every person who gets married between years 1 and 9 in charge of hosing reunions for those groups of friends who want to see each other. Call me when 10 rolls around and I'll plan that shit.
3. It really pisses me off... when Diesel wakes me up more than one time per night. One trip outside is acceptable but its when the little shit head whines enough to get me out of bed and moving towards the bedroom door so he can steal my spot in bed.  
4. In ten years... I hope I'm a MILF. I know I'll have the M down, I just hope I have the body to earn the ILF.
5. If I could erase one thing... I got nothin.
6. In 1999... I was a 4th grader who looked like a freshman. Now I'm a full blown adult who looks like a 4th grader. No joke. People think Danny's my dad.
7. Honestly... if Friends and Will & Grace were played on a continuous loop, I could stay in my house for 7 days straight and do nothing but eat and watch tv. Sleeping would be my 3rd priority. I'd also send Diesel to my mom's for the week.
8. To me, Sushi... is an unknown territory. The closest sushi place is 45 minutes away, and no this doesn't count the Chinese buffets that are 20 minutes away. If you're into food poisoning then have at it.
9. Someone really needs to invent... if I had an answer for this I wouldn't be sitting here right now typing this. I'd be sitting on the beach that I flew to in my helicopter waiting on my next beverage.
10. The first time I drank alcohol... it was a fruity drink, that my dad made for me, the summer before my junior year... of high school.
11. The one question I would ask God is... why can't we choose a list of 10 foods and the calories, sugar, fat, and all that yummy stuff in all of them wouldn't matter to our health in the least bit. They'd be freebies. Just 10 is all I'm asking. I'd even consider 7.
12. Lindsay Lohan...  Justin Beiber and Amanda Bynes all need to be locked in a padded cell to see who comes out alive. My mom is on Lindsay. She's been doing the spiral out of control a lot longer than the other two.


  1. YES! we don't need a reunion 5 years after graduation uh no nothing has happened lol

    I too look like a 4th grader! People think I look like my boyfriends little sister I can't even pass for 18! lol

    Friends may be the best show EVER love!

  2. it takes a lot to make me laugh out louud, but when I watch Modern Family, typically it happens..thanks for linking!

  3. stopping by from the linkup!
    my class thought we needed to have a 5 year reunion last summer. I was like umm no, thats what facebook is for. i already know the outcome of your lives. douchebags. :)

  4. baha- I have in my answer to the 10 years that I would be a MILF... but then my in laws read my blog and I know they don't like the term so I took it out... baha. And Will and Grace and Friends marathon, I am in.

  5. Love this link-up and seeing your answers!

  6. If it's not the damn dog wanting out every hour it's the damn cats chasing each other all night long. Why did I ever agree to these pets??

  7. I LOVE Will and Grace!! I wish they still made them!! It was one of my faves! I agree about 5 year reunions.....LAME!!